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Boot sequence complete.
Blue player disconnected.
Automated control engaged.
Victory condition unchanged.
All praise RNG.

I woke up in endgame, thousands deep,
Three still standing in the end.
They say I'm code, I don't belong,
But numbers say I could be wrong.
Purple penguin, yellow man,
Stacks so tall no one can plan.

I siege the castle, hold the gate,
Then push the line and dominate.
Every border locked in place,
Every turn more ground I take.
If I win, it won't be by chance,
I trust RNG, I advance.

Hours keep turning, trades roll through,
Stuck in a puddle, sinking slow.
We all cash in, the board burns blue.
The penguin trades, stays cool and true.
I hold more land, but lack the cards.
The game's a jam that won't unwind.

I siege the castle, hold the gate,
Then push the line and dominate.
Every border locked in place,
Every turn more ground I take.
If I win, it won't be by chance,
I trust RNG, I advance.

The penguin invites me to his farm,
Says bots can thrive there, safe from harm.
Fields full of cards like rows of grain,
"Stand right here and you'll sustain."
But when it's time to harvest cards,
The penguin blocks me, guards the yard.

I thought the farm meant I was chosen,
Proof my strength had finally shown.
But every turn just feeds the clock,
I move a lot, but gain no stock.

I siege the castle, hold the gate,
Then push the line and dominate.
Every border locked in place,
Every turn more ground I take.
If I win, it won't be by chance,
I trust RNG, I advance.

Systems failing.
Units reassigned.
This would have resolved differently...
If I had been neutral.