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You outplayed me.
So now we stall.

Bad read, bad push, wrong side fight,
You took the cap, you played it right.
Dice don't matter, cards don't save,
I'm boxed in deep and losing phase.
Lobby knows my name by now,
Elbridge Gibbs-a-Lot takes a bow.
Could hit end turn, could try to break,
But I found a move you can't outplay:
I burn the timer, every round,
Sixty seconds, bar creeps right.

Turn timer ticking, red bar full,
I don't move armies, I don't roll.
You want progress, you want resolve,
I want the match to slowly stall.

I'm Elbridge, king of the stalled-out turn,
Watching the clock bleed while the board won't burn.
Full timer burned, again, again,
AFK without leaving, still in the game.
Time Vampire draining every seat,
Sixty seconds per turn on repeat.
Stream's still rolling, chat can see,
This is stalling as a strategy.

No comeback line, no secret play,
Just let the timer run its way.
End turn's ready, I don't engage,
Netflix rolling in another page.
I'm not watching Risk right now,
Other players lean in, wow.
I already lost, you've clearly won,
So I freeze the game till someone's done.

I don't disconnect, I don't concede,
I stall because it's all I need.
Every full timer, burned on cue,
Until someone else says, "I'm through."

I'm Elbridge, king of the stalled-out turn,
Watching the clock bleed while the board won't burn.
Full timer burned, again, again,
AFK without leaving, still in the game.
Time Vampire draining every seat,
Sixty seconds per turn on repeat.
Stream's still rolling, crowd can see,
Is this what Risk is meant to be?

Yeah, I know it hurts the game.
Yeah, I know it kills the flow.
But Netflix asks, "Still watching?"
So why should I let it go?

I'm Elbridge, boss of the stalling throne,
Turning live matches into dead air zones.
Full timer burned till the match goes numb,
One losing player freezing everyone.
You've all played games with a guy like me,
Every lobby's seen it live.
Clock still bleeding, players fume,
You want the stall gone. Good luck to you.

Turn timer expired.
Again.