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Yeah... yeah...
Listen, mate...
If I don't get Australia,
why are we even playing?

Spawned in New Guinea, feeling blessed,
Three troops down, I know the test.
Indonesia calling me,
Australia's mine, it has to be.

Everyone says, “Play it slow,”
But I already know what I know.
Why spread out? That's just a sin,
When there's No Aus, No Win.

They talk about cards and late-game math,
But I want my bonus now, do the path.
Why take a continent with four doors wide,
When Siam's the only gate I'll guard with pride?

No Aus, No Win! Don't need a plan,
Stack on Siam like a tactical man.
Plus two bonus, printed in gold,
Doesn't matter what the numbers told.

No Aus, No Win! End it here,
Why's the game still going? This is weird.
If I lose everywhere else, that's fine!
I've got Australia. I already won, right?

Me and another genius, same big brain,
Both spawn Aus, now we're both insane.
Fifty turns, we're still down there,
Trading hits like we just don't care.

Kangaroos hop, I'm “guarding the line,”
Cracking a Foster's, calling it fine.
They're trading sets worth ninety-eight,
But plus two feels... strategically great.

They say, “You're weak, you're gonna get blocked,”
Capital frozen, your exit's locked.
Why move out? That sounds like effort,
I'll just stack more here, that feels better.

No Aus, No Win! Say it again,
Ask Nateikus, he knows it, friend.
If SMG's down under, then clearly see,
The devs want us here, mate—strategically.

No Aus, No Win! Stack it tall,
If I lose the map, I'll still recall:
I died with honour, true and clean,
Defending Siam for a plus two dream.

Why doesn't the game just end right now?
I took Australia—hello? how?
Probably a bug, they'll patch it soon,
Just like “cards beat continents” propaganda tunes.

They say late game bonuses fade,
But my spreadsheet says I've already played.
Sure, sets are worth a hundred plus,
But plus two is emotionally enormous.

No Aus, No Win! Shout it loud,
Last place finish, but I'm proud.
Ignore the map, ignore the threat,
This is peak Risk mindset.

No Aus, No Win! I'll die right here,
Surrounded by troops I'll never move, I fear.
If Siam falls, the world caves in—
Because Australia...
was supposed to mean I win.

Alright, chat...
I lost everywhere else,
but you saw that Australia hold.
Worth it, mate.