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Set on three! Set on three!
Hoist the cards, pirate decree!

Set on three, we always do,
Two dudes and two horses, stuck is you!
No set on four, you curse the sea,
While jokers smile back here with me!

Four cards deep, no trade in sight,
Two and two, you lose the fight,
Odds say eighty, still you swear,
"Never once!" with salty glare

"Thirty-two percent," you state with pride,
It's thirty-eight, check math, don't hide,
Off on numbers, pizzled Risk,
Every turn you roll it brisk!

Set on three, we always do,
Two dudes and two horses, stuck is you!
No set on four, you curse the sea,
While jokers smile back here with me!

Joke-AIR drops, you're forced to pay,
Trade it now, no stash, no play,
Double joker, glitch goes brrr,
Trade them both, absurd, for sure!

Bots roll in, no patience met,
Zero thought, they insta-set,
Midgame kill, five cards get swept,
We scoop the lot, no regret!

Wait.
No set on four...
That can't be right...
Count it again -- oh wait -- tonight...

Set on three, YOU always do!
One of each, the perfect crew,
Cap run lit, the board turns green,
Pirates sink, victory's clean!

Set on three! Set on three!
Laughing last.
Victory!